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Disney has a habit of changing the stories before animating them. They remove most of the scary parts, and make sure that only the bad guys die in the end.
ALF was a cute, lovable alien and star of one horrifying sitcom. Maybe you remember ALF, and you’re thinking, it wasn’t horrifying, what’s this guy talking about? Some of you may remember the terrible finale that left our furry friend to be vivisected and experimented on, but I’m not referring to it. Nor am I talking about how horrible the show was for the cast. I’m not ever referencing ALF’s tragic back story or how he ate cats. No, the real horror of the show is racism.
I originally mistook this a s a sequel to Dracula 2000. This was a huge mistake. It’s a completely separate film and has nothing to do with the other. Where Dracula 2000 is an ok contemporary vampire movie, Dracula 3000 is a terrible scifi movie with an anachronistic vampire in it. As a word of warning, this will be full of spoilers, but since you don’t want to watch this movie anyway, it shouldn’t matter.
It’s that time of year, and many of you are probably looking for a good scary movie to watch. Some of you may be thinking about watching the series named after my most beloved of holidays, but I’d advise against it.