I recently had the joy of making a new friend on tumblr. I don’t know if he’s just worried about Yahoo buying his favorite blogging tool, or maybe he’s got one of the things tattooed on himself, but he certainly did not like my saying that using the Elder Sign from the Simon Necronomicon isn’t correct.
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Cthulhu and Aquaman would not be friends
Seconds later, Aquaman was devoured… One thing that Aquaman forgot when he decided it was a good idea to start bossing around a Great Old One, is that Cthulhu is not an ocean creature. Continue reading
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Lauryn Hill is a racist
Lauryn Hill thinks black people are stupid.
I know what you are thinking, “That’s racist, and Lauryn Hill isn’t the least bit racist at all!” But that’s pretty much what she said. You see, Lauryn Hill was recently sentenced to three months in jail for not paying close to a million dollars in taxes to the federal government. Her excuse for not paying? Continue reading
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Barack Obama & Sean Connery in “Zardoz”
Just started a new job. It’s their busiest time of the year. I’ve put in multiple twelve hour days this week…
This is the best I could come up with right now…
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I hate marathons
I hate the Pittsburgh Marathon. Every year, they close off streets to create an inescapable ring around the city, preventing anybody with legitimate business from doing anything that needs to get done for half the day.
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Fingers burned into stone
I don’t know whose fingers those were, or how they got burnt into the stone like that, I’m just glad I keep the shotgun close to the bed…
Of course, I should probably get some silver shot or something…
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The Wildlife of Pittsburgh
It’s finally starting to warm up here in Pittsburgh, so I decided to go for a walk to see what animals were out and about. I figured that if there was one place that I would find some wildlife, it would be the Allegheny Cemetery. Continue reading
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Wizards are turning up everywhere
Originally, I had just wanted to take the above picture, showing just how huge Children’s Hospital is, both towering above all the other buildings, as well as spreading out across the town. However, I noticed something as I was walking across the bridge. It appears that there is either some kind of wizard, or mad scientist living underneath it. Continue reading
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Zombie Baroness in G.I.JOE 3?
When the folks over at IGN were talking to the screenwirters for G.I.JOE: Retaliation, they let slip that they would like to “resurrect the Baroness like a zombie” for the third movie. Now first off, she isn’t dead, just locked up and filled with nanites, so I don’t know why there would be any resurrection, second, it would be completely unnecessary to do so. I’ve already gone into a third G.I.JOE movie a little bit before, but I’d like to go a bit more in depth. Spoilers ahead… Continue reading
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Tila Tequila is a wizard!
If there is one thing I have learned from watching too much anime, its that Asians are a magical people, with many magical abilities. Here, you can see the young wizardess Tila Tequila creating magical balls of energy that fire off from her fingertips. Unfortunately, as any wizard will tell you, magic energy balls are incredibly difficult to pick up via a web cam…
Well, it’s either that, or she took some heavy psychotropic drugs and then decided to record a video of herself acting batshit insane… Continue reading
