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Left Behind

Bearded Ass Fuck

So, one of those beard guys from the duck show wants everybody to see the new Left Behind movie.  

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The Slender Man Murders

Slender Man

It appears that a couple deranged and stupid little girls decided that it was a good idea to stab one of their friend in order to become agents of Slender Man.  Much like every other crime, people are looking for who to blame, in this case, I’ve seen a couple of articles that are blaming Slender Man.  “Who is Slender Man?”, you ask.  

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What if Lovecraft invaded other movies and shows?

The ALF of Ulthar

After making the Book of R’lyeh image, I thought it would be fun to imagine what it would be like if Lovecraft’s work found its way into other movies and shows. For instance, just imagine Gordon Shumway’s surprise when he discovers the truth behind this city full of cats.

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The Book of R’lyeh

The Book of Ryleh

The Book of Eli is a movie about a guy named Eli, who has to take a book across the country at the behest of the voice he hears. (Some spoilers after the jump)

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Conan the Cimmerian

arnold schwarzenegger conan

If, like me, you’re a child of the 80’s, then you probably grew up with Conan. We had two movies, and two cartoon series, plus another movie and cartoon that should have been Conan, but weren’t. The problem, however, is that most of what we saw, was wrong.

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Zalgo

zalgo 01

Zalgo, like Slender Man, originated on the website Something Awful, but like Slender Man, he has grown a life of his own.

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Creepy Status Updates

Creepy Status Updates 01

They look like normal updates you could find on Facebook or Google+, but each one of these updates looks normal at first, some of them are quite horrific in their own right, but they all have a darker, more horrific truth. Can you find the hidden truth behind each of these updates?

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Dinosaur Erotica

Dinosaur Erotica

I’ve seen some terrible books in the past. Really terrible ones. But sometimes, even after years of seeing terrible things on the internet, I can still be surprised.

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Jeff the Killer

Jeff the KillerI’ve never really been a fan of the Jeff the Killer creepypasta. I know plenty of people really like it, but I just never got into it. Essentially, it’s the story of a horribly scarred thirteen year old boy who goes crazy and kills people. Myself, I don’t think it’s a good story. It’s a bit longer than I like my creepypastas, and it’s got a bit that just doesn’t make any sense in it.

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Cthulhu and Aquaman would not be friends

Cthulhu would hate Aquaman

Seconds later, Aquaman was devoured…

One thing that Aquaman forgot when he decided it was a good idea to start bossing around a Great Old One, is that Cthulhu is not an ocean creature.

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