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Evilspeak – I watched it so you don’t have to

Evilspeak-poster

Evilspeak is a movie that shows what happens when you bully a computer nerd with access to ancient occult texts. It was also one of Anton LaVey’s favorite movies as he believed it was a good portrayal of Satanism. But mostly, Evilspeak is a bad movie.

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Universal’s Shared Monster Universe

Universals Avengers

 

Universal has stated that they want to make a “Shared Universe” for their monsters.  This could be a good thing, or a very bad thing.

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Left Behind

Bearded Ass Fuck

So, one of those beard guys from the duck show wants everybody to see the new Left Behind movie.  

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Deadpool movie footage


Did you see the Deadpool test footage that was leaked yesterday?  Well, the footage was officially released, so you didn’t get a chance to watch the crappy cam  footage, or if you did and want to see a better version, here it is.

Now someone tell Fox to get off their asses and make this damn movie already.

Sabrina the Teenage Cultist?

Sabrina Lovecraft 01

From the time that Jughead’s crown was a time machine, to the time that the Punisher came to town, Archie Comics have had their share of weird moments.  More recently though, they have decided to go even further.  Not only have they decided to kill off Archie (well, an alternate timeline Archie at least), but they also decided that Sabrina the Teenage Witch needed to take a bit of a turn for the eldritch.

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Is Star Wars racist?

is star wars racist

We recently celebrated “Star Wars Day”, and the cast of the new movie was also just released, and it has led to a lot of people bringing up the fat that in the original series, there was only one black actor.  But is that because of racism?  Let’s look at it from a different direction, the Star Wars Galaxy may exist within our own universe, but does that mean that everything is the same there?

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No Disintegrations

No Disintegrations

I got into a discussion with a friend about the great Boba Fett recently. His view matches that of most Star Wars fans, Boba Fett is a super badass. My view is that he is incompetent and probably the worst bounty hunter out there.

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What if Lovecraft invaded other movies and shows?

The ALF of Ulthar

After making the Book of R’lyeh image, I thought it would be fun to imagine what it would be like if Lovecraft’s work found its way into other movies and shows. For instance, just imagine Gordon Shumway’s surprise when he discovers the truth behind this city full of cats.

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The Book of R’lyeh

The Book of Ryleh

The Book of Eli is a movie about a guy named Eli, who has to take a book across the country at the behest of the voice he hears. (Some spoilers after the jump)

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Friday the 13th: Jason Takes the Highlands

Jason Takes the Highlands

Over the years, we’ve seen Jason Voorhees kill, seemingly be killed, and then rise to kill again, with little to know explanation as to why. But I think I’ve figured it out.

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