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The world is a brighter place today. Created eons ago by the Master, the Scumdogs of the Universe, led by Oderus Urungus, have caused war, chaos, and death to spread across the galaxy. And while they may have saved us from the Master, most of their time was spent sacrificing virgins to the World Maggot and having sex with what ever they could find. We can only hope that without their leader, the Scumdogs fall apart and leave us alone!
I watched Miley Cyrus’s performance at the VMAs and her latest video, and there is one thing that really just blows my mind. No, it’s not the teddy bears, the foam finger, or even the twerking. No, it’s all the people out there who can’t seem to tell the difference between Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana.
The internet is a vast and strange place. I’ve seen fury porn. I’ve seen gore. I’ve seen crazy Russian drivers. Every time I see something crazy, I’m convinced that I’ve seen weirdest thing ever, but then I click another link, and bam, there is something crazier. Take for instance Corey Feldman’s music career.
Die Antwoords’ new video features Yo-Landi Va$$er with no Ninja in sight. Can she hold her own? I certainly think so.
Lauryn Hill thinks black people are stupid.
I know what you are thinking, “That’s racist, and Lauryn Hill isn’t the least bit racist at all!” But that’s pretty much what she said. You see, Lauryn Hill was recently sentenced to three months in jail for not paying close to a million dollars in taxes to the federal government. Her excuse for not paying?
I’ve never really listened to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but I am a fan of Lily Cole. Of course, I’ve really only seen her in like, two things, which really begs the question, “Why aren’t more people hiring her for stuff?”