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Dinosaur Erotica

Dinosaur Erotica

I’ve seen some terrible books in the past. Really terrible ones. But sometimes, even after years of seeing terrible things on the internet, I can still be surprised. I saw this over on Geekology, it’s an erotic story about a woman who has sex with a T-Rex. I’m not talking about an anthropomorphic t-rex, I mean a normal (albeit psychic and horny for white women) t-rex. However, that alone, doesn’t surprise me. People will write about the craziest shit. What does surprise me, is that this woman has 70 e-books for sale, and each one is about some kind of dinosaur or other large monster having sex with women. Sure, each one of them is only 20 or so pages, but still, that’s a lot of weird erotica. How many books does this woman sell? She’s got 70 of the things, so people have to be buying them, or she wouldn’t keep writing them, right?

I think I need to get in on this. I could write an erotic story, and I do have a vast knowledge of dinosaurs. In fact, I could use my knowledge to write erotic stories about dinosaurs that are normally ignored by pop culture…

Emiko is the healer for her tribe, but one day, while searching for the herbs necessary to heal their sick chief, she has an encounter that she'll never forget.

Emiko is the healer for her tribe, but one day, while searching for the herbs necessary to heal their sick chief, she has an encounter that she’ll never forget.

I could write 20 pages about that…

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