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I don’t really find porn stars attractive

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Take Faye Reagan for instance. She’got a nice body, those freckles are just the damn cutest things ever, but there’s just something off putting about her face. Maybe it’s just a bit too small, or maybe the way her it’s her chin and jawline look…

Am I just crazy? Does anybody else think this? I know she’s insanely popular and guys everywhere just can’t get enough of her, but I just don’t think she’s super hot like everybody else does. In fact, most of the big names don’t do much for me, though for a lot of them, it’s a completely different reason. Take Jenna Jameson for instance. She’s the highest grossing female port star, and I think she looks horrible.

Faye Reagan may not be the most attractive woman in the world, but at least she looks real. In fact, the over use of plastic surgery is probably my biggest problem with, well, female actors in general, not just porn. I don’t think Pam Anderson has been attractive since she left Tool Time. Tila Tequila could still be an attractive woman if she didn’t have those over inflated things stuck to her chest. She’d still be batshit insane of course, but at least you’d have something decent to look at while she rattles on about the Illuminati hunting her.

Our modern stars tend to wind up looking more plastic than cartoon characters.

I think Japan has the right idea. Take a look at two of their highest paid porn stars:

They look like regular women, and if they have giant boobs, they look like natural giant boobs, not beach balls that are 2psi from popping. Of course, this is probably driven from a part of their culture that is just as ugly as the one that gives us our over botoxed stars.

Is it too much to ask for our celebrities to maybe go for the “girl next door” look instead of the “plastic whore” look? We don’t need to go the direction that Japan goes (though if they wanted to send a few gravure idols our way, I wouldn’t mind.), but could we at least learn a couple things from Miss Reagan. Just keep things looking natural, and don’t cover up those freckles.

In fact, let’s just start with that. I don’t know how many women I hear say that they hate their freckles. Girls, freckles are gorgeous, if you have them, be happy.

Baby steps, we’ll start by getting women to like their freckles, and move on from there.