What’s that, you aren’t familiar with Cthulmas? It’s only the most eldritch holiday of all. First step is to learn the Cthulmas carols, then maybe gather the family and read from the good books, and prepare for the return of Great Cthulhu, who lies dead but dreaming in his city of R’lyeh. Now is the time to make peace with your fellow man, tell your family that you love them, and put all your affairs in order. Once Great Cthulhu returns, its not about who is more devout, or who loves him the most. All that matters is who will be eaten first, and who is left to the madness.