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Poop is bad, but it could have been worse

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A redditor recently lamented about what happened to his car after leaving it parked in an elementary school for just one hour Upon his return, he found that he had one busted headlight, two busted tail lights, and poop smeared all over. His windows, door handles, the hood, all covered in poop.

Instead, he could have parked beside this building:

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To find his car looking like this:

With this note stuck under the wiper:

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I’m pretty sure that AIDs lowers the resale value of a care a bit more than poop.

***UPDATE***
The pictures I had on here originally were tiny ones I copied from my old blog, I found bigger ones so you can see what happened to the AIDs car better

12 Responses to Poop is bad, but it could have been worse

  1. Avatar john butler
    john butler says:

    I think the second one is worse.

  2. Pretty sure “poop” is worse – not really the poop but the damage to headlight & taillights that would have to be replaced. AIDS (blood) while hazardous, can be removed in a car wash.

    • I tried to find better pictures, but he original blog post was taken down. The jumper landed on the car, so the roof and windshield are both pretty smashed.

  3. Ouch…both are awful. I guess the person getting hurt in the fall is worse.

    • Avatar Mike Sharadin
      Mike Sharadin says:

      I agree wit Harold !he guy who fell has it bad but the guy who smaeared has it the worst as his Karma will destroy him!

  4. The first is worse, as in icky, worse. The second is worse, as in tragic, worse.

  5. Holy Crap, literally. But yeah dude falling on the car is worse. And for the guy who fell it is worse too.

  6. The second is worse

  7. The first is worse for sure. Broken lights and poop is a financial problem especially if the poo in question is toxic enough to permanently damage the paint. I’m guessing the aids will just wash off and certainly isn’t contagious, although I would recommend rubber gloves when dealing with any unknown blood.

  8. The second one is definitely the worse!

  9. The first is most likely worse case as the light assemblies are expensive to replace. Windshields are not that expensive, however, If they have to replace the roof on the second car then it might be a right off which would get it worst place. The fecal matter and the blood are not of consequence.