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Deadpool movie footage


Did you see the Deadpool test footage that was leaked yesterday?  Well, the footage was officially released, so you didn’t get a chance to watch the crappy cam  footage, or if you did and want to see a better version, here it is.

Now someone tell Fox to get off their asses and make this damn movie already.

Sabrina the Teenage Cultist?

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From the time that Jughead’s crown was a time machine, to the time that the Punisher came to town, Archie Comics have had their share of weird moments.  More recently though, they have decided to go even further.  Not only have they decided to kill off Archie (well, an alternate timeline Archie at least), but they also decided that Sabrina the Teenage Witch needed to take a bit of a turn for the eldritch.

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Conan the Cimmerian

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If, like me, you’re a child of the 80’s, then you probably grew up with Conan. We had two movies, and two cartoon series, plus another movie and cartoon that should have been Conan, but weren’t. The problem, however, is that most of what we saw, was wrong.

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Zalgo

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Zalgo, like Slender Man, originated on the website Something Awful, but like Slender Man, he has grown a life of his own.

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Dickwolves

The Sixth Slave

While Penny-Arcade can be an offensive comic on occasion, there is one comic in particular that people have found extremely offensive.  That comic would be the above picture one entitled, “The Sixth Slave”.  Many people were offended by the use of the word rape, seeing this as a rape joke, and glorifying rape culture.  I don’t see it that way.  In fact, I see it as being the opposite, using the horror of rape to drive home the fact that when you play a video game, taking the role of a savior and hero, rarely does the player actually care about the NPCs beyond how much experience they will get them.  How many times have you played Wow or some other MMO, and just ran past a bunch of chained up prisoners or slaves, that you completely had in your power to save, and just ignored.

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Please don’t make a Black Panther movie

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Everybody seems to be excited for a Black Panther movie.  “He’s like an African Wolverine” or “We need more black super heroes”, are the two main reasons I’ve heard people say that they are excited about it.

Myself, I don’t think he’s the best choice, for a couple of reasons really…

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Deadpool Motion Comics

I saw Scion and Meridian on a shelf way back in 2004 or 2005, and since they were pretty cheap, I picked both up, then came back for volume 2 of each. They never released volume 3, and I never saw any other motion comics after that. It wasn’t until a few years later that I started seeing other comics getting the motion upgrade. I never got back into them, but if they are anything like these fan animated Deadpool ones, I may start checking them out again.

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Deadpool

I cannot wait for this game to come out. Following that, I cannot wait for this movie to actually be filmed.

And when you release a new round of action figures, how about putting a few more Deadpools out there. I can find thousands of some minor character that nobody wants on shelves in every store, but if I want Deadpool, I have to head to ebay and shell out at least $50 for one.

Then someone make a nice Deadpool belt buckle. That’s all I’m asking for, a movie, action figures, and a belt buckle…

Doonesbury forgets about a little thing called the internet

Good Bye Comics

Doonesbury answers a question of, “What happens to comics if news papers go away?” I would like to give a better answer than they did:

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It’s simple, we kill the Superman

Kryptonite Bullets1I don’t like Superman. He’s stupidly overpowered, but he has one major weakness. Kryptonite. A green crystal that came to Earth from light-years away when the planet Krypton exploded. Sure there are other varieties, but we’ll stick with the green for now, since it’s the one that most people are familiar with, and it’s probably the most abundant.

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