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Archives for : cthulhu

A few shows that could use a modern reboot

RebootWe’ve had a lot of reboots, reimagings, and remakes recently. A lot of them have sucked, but they don’t always have to. The Wizard of Oz, The Departed, The Thing, The Fly, all remakes of other films. Likewise, we’ve seen many different versions of X-Men, Transformers, Ghostbusters, GIJoe, Thundercats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and other popular cartoons. Sure, some have been crap, but others have actually been pretty good.

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Veronica Belmont Vs. Giant Squid

Veronica Belmont takes on the giant squid in this episode of Fact or Ficitonal, although, I must say, it doesn’t end the same way that my fanfic did.

Veronica Belmont

Mine was like this, only with more Cthulhu and less shirt

The Lego games I’d like to see

LEGO_logoThere are a couple things that you’d need to make a great Lego game. First, you need a lot of characters, and they have to have a diverse skill set. We need to have a reason to switch between all those characters. There needs to be action, you have to fight someone, and that someone will need a horde of anonymous troops for you to fight. And lastly, we’ll need a large world with lots of different locations to play in. A good story pre-existing storyline can help, but they can make up their own just as easily as long as the characters and world are good.

There are several franchises that I’d like to see turned into Lego games. Sure, some of these don’t even have a chance at making it, but it sure would be nice.

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The King in Yellow

The King in Yellow I normally attribute Hastur, The King in Yellow, and the Yellow Sign with Derleth, and I’ve said before what I think of him, but really, I should look more kindly on the yellow garbed one.

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Merry Cthulmas

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Merry Cthulmas!!

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Now I know what Cthulhu’s Asshole smells like…

So the other night, I made a nice dinner. Crab legs, shrimp, scallops, potatoes, and some spaghetti Aglio e Olio.

The girlfriend loved it…

Until the next day, when she said, and I’m quoting here, “The kitchen smells like Cthulhu’s asshole. Go clean it.”

If you wish to know how I made it, I’ll give you the recipe.

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I swear I’m not an alcoholic

Thought I was out, bought a bottle to make some drinks with my dad, get home, found out I still had a bottle and a half.

At least I’m prepared for when Cthulhu rises on the 21st.

The Elder Sign

This is an Elder SignThe Elder Sign is something that every fan of H.P. Lovecraft knows about. To us, it’s right up there next to Cthulhu himself as one of his most recognizable things. The problem however, is that most of you don’t actually recognize the right thing. Drunken Zadok, from The Shadow Over Innsmouth, is the only person in all love Lovecraft’s writings to ever talk about the sign. In fact, it’s the only time that it’s ever talked about in any of his stories. He does mention the symbol in letters that he wrote to Clark Ashton Smith, and even drew it once. His drawing was that of one long line, with five smaller lines branching off of it, resembling a branch of a pine tree. The same one that is pictured to the left here.

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Merry Cthulmas! Enter To Win Cthulhu Saves the World!

It’s Cthulmas time, and in celebration that we haven’t been driven mad or eaten by Great Cthulhu yet, I’m giving away Cthulhu Saves the World and Breath of Death VII on Steam. Want to enter, well, just follow the steps below.

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It’s that time of year again.

With Thanksgiving over, and the busiest shopping weekend over, I guess I have to admit, it’s that time of year again. Yup, Cthulmas is just right around the corner.

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