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Cthulhu and Aquaman would not be friends

Cthulhu would hate Aquaman

Seconds later, Aquaman was devoured…

One thing that Aquaman forgot when he decided it was a good idea to start bossing around a Great Old One, is that Cthulhu is not an ocean creature.

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It’s simple, we kill the Superman

Kryptonite Bullets1I don’t like Superman. He’s stupidly overpowered, but he has one major weakness. Kryptonite. A green crystal that came to Earth from light-years away when the planet Krypton exploded. Sure there are other varieties, but we’ll stick with the green for now, since it’s the one that most people are familiar with, and it’s probably the most abundant.

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The Superman Problem

What would happen if X fought Y?  It’s a terrible question when dealing with comics because the only correct answer is, “Who is writing and what does the story call for?”  It doesn’t matter who the two fighters are, whether it’s Superman versus another high powered character like Goku, or someone without powers, like the Punisher, or even Deadpools geriatric “friend” Blind Al.

These conversations will always devolve into some kind of comic book version of Deadliest Warrior, with each side reviewing the powers of each character and trying to quantify them into some kind of real world numbers, and applying real world physics to comic books to get a winner.

One of the characters that is almost always sure to cause a problem in discussions like this is Superman.  Why is this?  What makes Superman so special?  Well, let’s look at a few things that he’s done in the past.

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