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I’d watch this version of The Little Mermaid

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Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast

Disney has a habit of changing the stories before animating them. They remove most of the scary parts, and make sure that only the bad guys die in the end.

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Miley Cyrus is not Hannah Montana

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I watched Miley Cyrus’s performance at the VMAs and her latest video, and there is one thing that really just blows my mind. No, it’s not the teddy bears, the foam finger, or even the twerking. No, it’s all the people out there who can’t seem to tell the difference between Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana.

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Prince Charming wasn’t looking for a Princess that night

So, Cinderella goes to a ball and spends all this time dancing with Prince Charming, and when the clock strikes midnight, she runs out.  This leaves the prince with just a shoe to remember her by.

Now, in every adaption that I have seen, it’s not a masquerade ball, it’s just a regular ball.  The look at each others faces.  He should know who the girl is just by seeing her, and not have to have every female in the kingdom try on shoes.

Since the only thing he can remember about the girl is below the ankles, I am left with two conclusions.  Either the prince has an extreme foot fetish, or he’s gay and just wants to find the other slipper so he has a matching pair of the most fabulous footwear in the whole kingdom.

Advanced Disney and Dragons

I’ve seen a lot of points, both good and bad, regarding Disney’s purchase of Lucas Film and it’s properties, and now there are rumors of Disney buying Hasbro. The rumor says it’s for GIJoe, Transformers, and action figures, but I don’t care about any of that. There is one property owned by Hasbro that I do worry about though, Dungeons and Dragons.

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