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In The Way Guy

In The Way Guy

I hear that In The Way Guy is the new meme…

Lauryn Hill is a racist

Lauryn Hill is a Racist

Lauryn Hill thinks black people are stupid.

I know what you are thinking, “That’s racist, and Lauryn Hill isn’t the least bit racist at all!” But that’s pretty much what she said. You see, Lauryn Hill was recently sentenced to three months in jail for not paying close to a million dollars in taxes to the federal government. Her excuse for not paying?

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Barack Obama & Sean Connery in “Zardoz”

Barack Obama & Sean Connery in Zardoz

Just started a new job. It’s their busiest time of the year. I’ve put in multiple twelve hour days this week…

This is the best I could come up with right now…

EA sucks, and you only have yourself to blame

EA Sucks Last year, everybody agreed that EA was the worst company in America. They then blamed it all on homophobes and trolls, and went right back to doing what got them the award in the first place. Well guess what, it really is your fault that they are terrible.

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Drone is not a dirty word

Obama Drone

We used to call them, first, there were model airplanes, then unmanned aerial vehicles, now we have drones.

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Is it still called “Skeet” if you use a predator drone?

Predator Drone

This is the last one, I promise

New Evidence on the Slender Man

Obama Vs Slender Man 01

After reviewing previous pictures of this elusive creature, I have discovered that perhaps it’s not the Slender Man we should be afraid of. In fact, it appears that there is something even more frightful in many of these pictures…

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How I predict “How I Met Your Mother” will end

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHEREverybody thinks that the show is about how Ted finds his true love and fathers some children. I don’t think that’s what it’s about. Think about it, the show is called, “How I Met Your Mother.” Even if this were a story being told by Grandpa Simpson in his most senior of moments, he would have gotten to the point three, maybe four seasons ago.

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I don’t think the White House understands the internet

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President Barack Obama shoots clay targets on the range at Camp David, Md., Saturday, Aug. 4, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.

Whether it’s actually Obama shooting skeet, or some reptilian doppelganger firing blanks on a sound stage, one thing is certain, they were just asking for this to be shopped.

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