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Lucius Malfoy is, Gay George Washington

Lucius Malfoy, Gay George Washington

Was watching the “Harry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsRifftrax, and when Lucius walked into Hagrid’s house, they referred to him as Gay George Washington.

 

Prince Charming wasn’t looking for a Princess that night

So, Cinderella goes to a ball and spends all this time dancing with Prince Charming, and when the clock strikes midnight, she runs out.  This leaves the prince with just a shoe to remember her by.

Now, in every adaption that I have seen, it’s not a masquerade ball, it’s just a regular ball.  The look at each others faces.  He should know who the girl is just by seeing her, and not have to have every female in the kingdom try on shoes.

Since the only thing he can remember about the girl is below the ankles, I am left with two conclusions.  Either the prince has an extreme foot fetish, or he’s gay and just wants to find the other slipper so he has a matching pair of the most fabulous footwear in the whole kingdom.