My life is like a fart
The US Flag Code lays out just what you need to do in order to show respect for the flag. It tells you how to properly display the flag, how to care for it, and how to dispose of the flag should it get too worn. And while the US Flag Code is federal law, the federal government doesn’t cite any punishments for those that break it, and the Supreme Court has decided that the 1st Amendment’s free speech rights trump any such restrictions.
In case you’ve been under a very large rock this week, you should know that a crap ton of celebrities had their shit hacked, and naked pictures were released on the internet. It was a glorious occasion to some, and completely devastating to others.
It’s like, what if the White Queen became the Spirit of Vengeance. Does Marvel still publish the What If series? This should be an issue.
Like any red blooded american male, I have an appreciation for lingerie. Whether it’s in the bedroom or used as club wear, lingerie is never really a bad thing…
That’s right, through destruction of their natural habitat, mankind is once again, on the verge of wiping out an entire species. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, since so many of you are getting bikini waxes, the noble crab louse is quickly running out of its habitat.
