My life is like a fart
Evilspeak is a movie that shows what happens when you bully a computer nerd with access to ancient occult texts. It was also one of Anton LaVey’s favorite movies as he believed it was a good portrayal of Satanism. But mostly, Evilspeak is a bad movie.
Universal has stated that they want to make a “Shared Universe” for their monsters. This could be a good thing, or a very bad thing.
Now someone tell Fox to get off their asses and make this damn movie already.
The Book of Eli is a movie about a guy named Eli, who has to take a book across the country at the behest of the voice he hears. (Some spoilers after the jump)
Over the years, we’ve seen Jason Voorhees kill, seemingly be killed, and then rise to kill again, with little to know explanation as to why. But I think I’ve figured it out.
I keep seeing this poster popping up in my feeds. I have no idea what it’s about, or who is in it besides Jake Gyllenhaal. All I know, is that the poster looks like it came from a deck of Creepypasta Playing cards.
I originally mistook this a s a sequel to Dracula 2000. This was a huge mistake. It’s a completely separate film and has nothing to do with the other. Where Dracula 2000 is an ok contemporary vampire movie, Dracula 3000 is a terrible sci-fi movie with an anachronistic vampire in it. As a word of warning, this will be full of spoilers, but since you don’t want to watch this movie anyway, it shouldn’t matter.
Everybody seems to be excited for a Black Panther movie. “He’s like an African Wolverine” or “We need more black super heroes”, are the two main reasons I’ve heard people say that they are excited about it.
Myself, I don’t think he’s the best choice, for a couple of reasons really…
Ryan Reynolds has dropped out of the Highlander reboot, stalling it yet again. Not that it was actually going anywhere to begin with, but it’s definitely not going anywhere now. Does this mean that Ryan is now ready to make the Deadpool movie? No, probably not. On the up side though, now we can possibly see the role go to an actual Scottish actor.
I’ve seen this meme about a hundred times over the last few days, and it looks like once again, the internet is falling all over themselves about movie trivia without even remembering what actually happened in the movie.
