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Tila Tequila is a wizard!

If there is one thing I have learned from watching too much anime, it’s that Asians are a magical people, with many magical abilities. Here, you can see the young wizardess Tila Tequila creating magical balls of energy that fire off from her fingertips. Unfortunately, as any wizard will tell you, magic energy balls are incredibly difficult to pick up via a web cam…

Well, it’s either that, or she took some heavy psychotropic drugs and then decided to record a video of herself acting batshit insane…

Considering her previous rants about being hunted by the Illuminati, the video probably has less to do with her time at Hogwarts…

What happened to this girl? Tila Tequila used to be an attractive, if incredibly annoying, woman who everybody loved to watch make out with chicks and get naked on her reality TV shows, and now she is just completely bat shit insane. Was there a mix up at her last boob inflation and she got 450cc’s of LSD instead of silicone? Did she get hit in the head a little too hard during the Juggalo attack?

Is there someone out there that can help her? Either get her back on or off of any medication as needed to make her sane again. Actually, looking back, I think it started with around the time she began her terrible music career.

Have you ever heard anything as terrible as that song? It’s worse than the crap I’ve heard porn starts trying to put out. What on earth could have made here think that this was anything close to a good song? Is it the syrup she sings about sipping that did this? That’s what took out Lil Wayne. Maybe its undiagnosed syphilis that she picked up in the hot tub on Shot At Love, slowly destroying her brain.

She does seem to have slight moments of lucidity though…

It’s not the greatest of songs in the world, but as far as pop music is concerned, it’s not too bad, and the video is rather easy to watch.

Besides, if we can bring her levels of crazy back down to acceptable levels, we could trust her with the sword again. Then she could complete her Final Fantasy costume…

Tila Tequila

And then we could all rest assured that if Sephiroth ever attacked, she would be there to save us.