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WTF, George Noory?

If you listen to Coast to Coast AM, you may have noticed two things:

George Noory is a terrible host.

He hasn’t been on the show for two days.

The guest hosts have been mentioning his “bizarre encounter”, but not actually saying what was happening. Message boards were ablaze with theories as to what has happened. Did George get abducted? Did Art Bell punch him out? Is he quitting? Is there going to be a new host?

Well, he came back on today, and he told us exactly what happened…

Pizza rolls.

He burnt his mouth on pizza rolls.

Now, I will admit that I too have burnt my mouth with pizza rolls. It’s easy to do, the do come out of the microwave at temperatures near that of molten steel after all, however, I have never suffered from second degree burns, had to go to the hospital due to trouble breathing thanks to a swollen uvula, and missed two days of work, thanks to pizza rolls.

Also, I don’t think pizza rolls are part of the P90X routine.

You can’t expect to keep up that awesome physic if you are eating junk like that.

It looks like the rest of the show is going to be about how to properly use the microwave and other morons talking about how bad they burnt themselves on pizza rolls. Can’t be any worse than a normal George Noory show…